The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18611. | Md. Shafiqul (shafiqulazam) | 73.93 | 94% | 2011-08-27 |
| 18612. | Dan (devildub) | 73.93 | 88% | 2014-03-29 |
| 18613. | morallez (mor17) | 73.93 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 18614. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 18615. | aracertho (aracertho) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 18616. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 73.92 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 18617. | Bismith (bismith) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 18618. | Ken (keni98) | 73.92 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 18619. | Apoap (apoapojak) | 73.92 | 99% | 2013-11-24 |
| 18620. | Stephanie (st133169) | 73.92 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 18621. | Jørgen (jolos) | 73.92 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| 18622. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 73.92 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 18623. | Chris (___chris) | 73.91 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 18624. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 73.91 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 18625. | Cameron (phieyl) | 73.91 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 18626. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 73.91 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 18627. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 73.90 | 95.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 18628. | Mewi (metalwihen) | 73.90 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 18629. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 73.90 | 96.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 18630. | Isaac (newton6674) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18631. | Lil Chicken (lil_chicken) | 73.90 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 18632. | Cerberos (zephyroth) | 73.90 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 18633. | thuan_hng (thuan_hng) | 73.90 | 98% | 2011-06-27 |
| 18634. | Jason (jasonvincentius) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 18635. | sky (skyindevind) | 73.90 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 18636. | Param (parmy) | 73.90 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 18637. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 73.89 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 18638. | ceff (ceff) | 73.89 | 90% | 2012-08-20 |
| 18639. | Sky (n1johhner) | 73.89 | 95% | 2014-09-19 |
| 18640. | Metti (metti) | 73.89 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |