The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1006. | (nickyflash) | 126.47 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1007. | (suck_my_phallus) | 126.44 | 98% | 2012-07-16 |
| 1008. | (strongly_typed_dvorak) | 126.43 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1009. | Cory (elegofab) | 126.43 | 99% | 2013-11-07 |
| 1010. | (dridven) | 126.43 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 1011. | JIS filco stingray (sigel) | 126.42 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1012. | (vixni) | 126.41 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 1013. | (thesakeofgod) | 126.41 | 94% | 2012-08-16 |
| 1014. | (phoenixkaito) | 126.38 | 97% | 2016-05-23 |
| 1015. | (maxentium) | 126.38 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1016. | (turbotruckdriver) | 126.36 | 98.6% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1017. | (tony82890) | 126.35 | 98% | 2017-05-22 |
| 1018. | (qiangjianfan) | 126.35 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 1019. | (digitalnash) | 126.35 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 1020. | FDHFM5🖤 (yunguber) | 126.34 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 1021. | Alex (alexhobbs) | 126.29 | 99% | 2012-01-03 |
| 1022. | januarius (januarius) | 126.28 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 1023. | (toffeepeach95) | 126.28 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 1024. | (skydevil) | 126.28 | 98% | 2013-05-29 |
| 1025. | (lolumadbro) | 126.28 | 99% | 2016-09-17 |
| 1026. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 126.25 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 1027. | (grouchcrotch) | 126.25 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 1028. | Tryzerlol (tryzerlol) | 126.20 | 98% | 2013-11-27 |
| 1029. | (johnnydee) | 126.19 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 1030. | (zelrio) | 126.19 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 1031. | (sharkira) | 126.17 | 99% | 2012-03-22 |
| 1032. | (variance) | 126.15 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 1033. | (mikechen) | 126.13 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1034. | (jweb_guru_practice) | 126.13 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 1035. | (frostyc) | 126.11 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |