The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 498. | (xatenev) | 148.46 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 499. | (skippie) | 148.45 | 100% | 2021-07-03 |
| 500. | (jweb_guru_practice) | 148.45 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 501. | (roguebelle) | 148.41 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 502. | (hellishemo1) | 148.39 | 100% | 2011-05-29 |
| 503. | (dachautreblinka) | 148.39 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 504. | (dontrun) | 148.37 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 505. | (altrocality) | 148.30 | 98.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 506. | (bigdanglingd) | 148.30 | 100% | 2016-08-17 |
| 507. | (ze_goggles) | 148.25 | 99% | 2013-03-13 |
| 508. | Kaelyn (kaekaelyn) | 148.19 | 97% | 2013-03-13 |
| 509. | (timm846) | 148.16 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 510. | Sugar (humble) | 148.10 | 99% | 2011-12-14 |
| 511. | (seany5) | 148.09 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 512. | (intortus) | 148.08 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 513. | (chainsawarms) | 148.06 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 514. | (skydevil) | 148.00 | 100% | 2013-07-13 |
| 515. | (murderbysmurf) | 147.96 | 100% | 2016-06-08 |
| 516. | (john404) | 147.96 | 99% | 2012-12-25 |
| 517. | (pajlada) | 147.94 | 95% | 2016-05-26 |
| 518. | (mawrio) | 147.90 | 96.9% | 2023-07-06 |
| 519. | Erik (the__cpl) | 147.89 | 100% | 2018-07-25 |
| 520. | nonquitting again :( (nonqu... | 147.87 | 99.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 521. | Poni Ponut (glykid) | 147.87 | 97% | 2015-03-03 |
| 522. | (candiyip) | 147.81 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 523. | (newslowkeyboard) | 147.81 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 524. | c4 (noobgalaxy) | 147.75 | 99% | 2014-06-28 |
| 525. | (akselm) | 147.72 | 100% | 2018-09-22 |
| 526. | (chrisw) | 147.67 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 527. | (unfunf) | 147.64 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |