See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1974. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 114.57 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1975. | Le (aryxz) | 114.56 | 98.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 1976. | val (bulldozing) | 114.56 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1977. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 114.55 | 99.6% | 2025-01-02 |
| 1978. | Banana (bananana_man) | 114.54 | 99% | 2024-10-24 |
| 1979. | Derek (derekcfop) | 114.53 | 100% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1980. | twitch.tv/facewaldx (facewa... | 114.53 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 1981. | David (dcohen91) | 114.53 | 97.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 1982. | blah (10020156) | 114.53 | 97.1% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1983. | Angel (angelnq) | 114.51 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 1984. | Nice (pranavkum123) | 114.48 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1985. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 114.47 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 1986. | mariah (serialfriend) | 114.47 | 100% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1987. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 114.45 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 1988. | sam (desbo) | 114.44 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 1989. | Seb (sebb7y) | 114.43 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 1990. | Zach (eternity308) | 114.42 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 1991. | Brian (brianyounq) | 114.42 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 1992. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 114.42 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 1993. | Dim (workahol1c) | 114.39 | 99% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1994. | Will (willhuangs2016nonquit) | 114.36 | 95.5% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1995. | slo (07dishwasherbob8) | 114.35 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1996. | Musically (musically_ut) | 114.34 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
| 1997. | 건축가 (archreel) | 114.30 | 98.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 1998. | Nicky (nickyux3003) | 114.30 | 99% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1999. | falts (fartingfalts) | 114.29 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2000. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 114.29 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 2001. | Seyman (seyknarok) | 114.28 | 98.8% | 2025-01-12 |
| 2002. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 114.27 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 2003. | Dan (dajita) | 114.25 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |