Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 979. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 95.23 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 980. | xjkan (xjkan) | 95.21 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 981. | Dan (yugurtz) | 95.20 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 982. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 95.15 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 983. | shrike (wangster_) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 984. | Troy (teeroy) | 95.12 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 985. | alien (month) | 95.11 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
| 986. | tstats[illblowurmind] (illb... | 95.10 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 987. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 95.09 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 988. | Florence (chocomui) | 95.08 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 989. | Taylor (taylortsides) | 95.07 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 990. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 95.07 | 97.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 991. | myst (mystith) | 95.03 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 992. | Joo (jooooooo) | 95.03 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 993. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 95.02 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 994. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 94.99 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 995. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 94.97 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 996. | Bruh (bruh_momentum_) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 997. | soldano (soldano) | 94.96 | 99% | 2019-12-07 |
| 998. | earwax (earwax) | 94.91 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 999. | Elisha (armorath) | 94.91 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1000. | Cosmic (aji3) | 94.90 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1001. | Krishna (cold5r) | 94.89 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 1002. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 94.89 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1003. | kyle (popedude22) | 94.88 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1004. | Randy (__rdall__) | 94.87 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1005. | Matthew (matwat7) | 94.86 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1006. | panacotta (panacotta) | 94.85 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1007. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 94.83 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1008. | ttvdivertingwhale (divertin... | 94.82 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |