I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11395. | Avishkar (avishcold) | 82.36 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 11396. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 82.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| 11397. | Vengence99 (vengence99) | 82.36 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11398. | Tomy (_tomy) | 82.36 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11399. | Kian (keyihn) | 82.36 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 11400. | Speedy (speedygen) | 82.36 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 11401. | Jack (jackostanos) | 82.35 | 98% | 2024-08-11 |
| 11402. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 82.35 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11403. | Samuel (samsonheadhunter) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 11404. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11405. | Asturias (pelinsquito) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 11406. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 82.35 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11407. | EerDick (eerdick) | 82.34 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 11408. | Adam (adam_0027) | 82.34 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11409. | meli (meli0604) | 82.34 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 11410. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 82.34 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11411. | ajshakjds (al1veeee___) | 82.33 | 97% | 2025-01-01 |
| 11412. | Christopher (pricklycaca) | 82.33 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 11413. | Worn_out (sks2k0001) | 82.33 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11414. | Niccster (niccster10) | 82.33 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
| 11415. | Medet (mgaiidarov) | 82.32 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11416. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 82.32 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 11417. | PengWin (pengwinner) | 82.32 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 11418. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11419. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 82.32 | 98.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 11420. | Jacob (solace72) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11421. | will (ballsinjaws) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11422. | Tyson (lord_chimama) | 82.31 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 11423. | lagging bro (2fingaz) | 82.31 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 11424. | Amelia (amelia03) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |