The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9715. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 89.84 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9716. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 89.84 | 97% | 2013-09-07 |
| 9717. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 89.84 | 93% | 2011-07-22 |
| 9718. | hidude45454 (hidude45454) | 89.83 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 9719. | sam (samdauphi) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9720. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 89.83 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 9721. | swng (swng) | 89.83 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 9722. | MoBo (mobo82) | 89.83 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 9723. | Korey (korizmo) | 89.83 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 9724. | Christine (christineway) | 89.82 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 9725. | Adam (schimoda) | 89.82 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 9726. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 89.82 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 9727. | Dynamic (obbama) | 89.81 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9728. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 89.81 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9729. | Chase (2upr1s3) | 89.81 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9730. | Amy (dressi) | 89.81 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 9731. | Mark (carluver69) | 89.80 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 9732. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 89.80 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 9733. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 89.80 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9734. | Skp (skpvwls) | 89.80 | 96% | 2012-01-02 |
| 9735. | Ammar (muhammad_ammar01) | 89.80 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9736. | Jack (djqball) | 89.79 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 9737. | Brandon (laogic) | 89.79 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9738. | Chris (christophski) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9739. | idiot sandwich (wujiamin) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 9740. | Note (note_r) | 89.78 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 9741. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9742. | jason (pravus) | 89.78 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 9743. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 89.77 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9744. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 89.77 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |