So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6674. | AuroraSpirix (auroraspirit) | 93.93 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 6675. | anntaylor (anntaylorn) | 93.93 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 6676. | Sushil (sushilp) | 93.93 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
| 6677. | LSF (lsforman) | 93.93 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 6678. | diddymonster (pizza_eater) | 93.92 | 97.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 6679. | Martin (martin4oto5) | 93.91 | 18% | 2016-08-07 |
| 6680. | Hrishikesh (hershyz) | 93.91 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 6681. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 93.91 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6682. | KµkKain (kfzx) | 93.91 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 6683. | spookydoggo (spookydoggo) | 93.90 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 6684. | Min (mini_tea) | 93.90 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 6685. | Rebolt (rebolt) | 93.90 | 100% | 2023-01-04 |
| 6686. | Kris (kris_uniwolf) | 93.90 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 6687. | Margaret (kangroos) | 93.90 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 6688. | Shaikh Noman (pices_dude01) | 93.90 | 95% | 2013-10-23 |
| 6689. | Justyn (justynb) | 93.90 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 6690. | Red (realbayne) | 93.89 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 6691. | can't type :) (void7750) | 93.89 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6692. | Wicked|~ (the_typing_g0d) | 93.89 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 6693. | Skp (skpvwls) | 93.89 | 95% | 2012-01-16 |
| 6694. | Kristin (kristinchs) | 93.88 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6695. | eero (eternis) | 93.87 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 6696. | Max (maxbubby) | 93.87 | 98% | 2016-03-15 |
| 6697. | I win (mymomsaysimspecial) | 93.87 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 6698. | Camps (camps) | 93.86 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 6699. | seaniqua (splomax) | 93.85 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 6700. | Zee (zeal0us) | 93.85 | 99% | 2013-06-19 |
| 6701. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 93.85 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 6702. | Arpeggio (itsarpeggio) | 93.84 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 6703. | Jovin (jovin) | 93.84 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |