As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12984. | Tim (euclid221) | 77.06 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
| 12985. | jaden (k0aster) | 77.05 | 95.4% | 2025-03-25 |
| 12986. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 77.05 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12987. | Gabe (glevine12) | 77.05 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 12988. | Sharifa (sharifajpg) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 12989. | k (kenblu24) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 12990. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 77.05 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 12991. | TEA_R (jms2587) | 77.04 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12992. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 77.04 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12993. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 77.04 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12994. | Abylay (ablking) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 12995. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12996. | HighestTree (highesttree) | 77.04 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12997. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 77.04 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 12998. | Farhad (farhadkm) | 77.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 12999. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 77.03 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
| 13000. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 77.02 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 13001. | Skooma (skoomtastic) | 77.02 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13002. | Stephen (swankily) | 77.02 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
| 13003. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.02 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 13004. | HelixTheRacer (helixtheracer) | 77.01 | 95% | 2024-10-16 |
| 13005. | Stefan (stefanm) | 77.01 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| 13006. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 77.01 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13007. | green (xgreenbanana) | 77.01 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13008. | Matias (matzefyr) | 77.01 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
| 13009. | Desmond (night9sky) | 77.01 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13010. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 77.01 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13011. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 77.01 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 13012. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 77.01 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 13013. | John (johndeakin) | 77.01 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |