So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10276. | Improve (concentrate_on_speed) | 84.91 | 98% | 2012-05-27 |
| 10277. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 84.91 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 10278. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 84.91 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| 10279. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 84.91 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 10280. | cr0w (krussell) | 84.90 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 10281. | Bogdan (zeljio) | 84.90 | 97% | 2014-10-06 |
| 10282. | kimmy (kimmyl11) | 84.90 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 10283. | Ethan (9139132) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 10284. | Allen (allen11235) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 10285. | Streyt (streyt) | 84.89 | 97% | 2011-07-03 |
| 10286. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 84.89 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 10287. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 10288. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10289. | (naturaladoption) | 84.87 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10290. | Jenny (jen_120) | 84.87 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 10291. | Chisa (chisa) | 84.87 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 10292. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 84.86 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10293. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 84.86 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10294. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 84.86 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10295. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 84.86 | 91% | 2015-03-07 |
| 10296. | J. (secretz) | 84.86 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 10297. | Dancing (dancingdogs) | 84.86 | 93% | 2012-10-06 |
| 10298. | Michael (donut_man) | 84.86 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 10299. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 84.86 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 10300. | scott (skilledscott) | 84.86 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 10301. | Leah (beamup2space) | 84.86 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 10302. | aseemsachdeva (aseemtypist) | 84.86 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10303. | Mohand (mohandd_318) | 84.85 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10304. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 84.85 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 10305. | Cake (dumpcako) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |