Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9102. | Dennis (hullo_how_r_u) | 103.44 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 9103. | Paolo (invelt) | 103.44 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9104. | Hi (notsofishy) | 103.43 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 9105. | Noj (catanyo) | 103.43 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 9106. | n (iota99) | 103.43 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 9107. | Brian (beitel) | 103.43 | 93% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9108. | test (rossweisse) | 103.43 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 9109. | Bill (achabill) | 103.42 | 98% | 2025-08-22 |
| 9110. | Joselyn (joselyns) | 103.42 | 97% | 2012-04-21 |
| 9111. | PR (mrprx) | 103.42 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 9112. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 103.42 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 9113. | Yuan (lydxlx) | 103.42 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 9114. | Pog (deftst) | 103.42 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 9115. | sGod (dawgz_cs) | 103.42 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 9116. | Slark (slark) | 103.42 | 97% | 2015-10-16 |
| 9117. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 103.42 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 9118. | help im slow (sketchychip) | 103.41 | 98% | 2025-01-03 |
| 9119. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 103.41 | 97.2% | 2023-12-19 |
| 9120. | Jared (varmitz1) | 103.41 | 98.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9121. | Gabriel (dsgab) | 103.41 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 9122. | Garian (garian) | 103.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9123. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 103.41 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| 9124. | Herrah (neiljmth) | 103.40 | 96.8% | 2024-12-28 |
| 9125. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 103.40 | 97% | 2015-03-31 |
| 9126. | ya (stfudesu) | 103.40 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9127. | name (anson001) | 103.40 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9128. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 103.40 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 9129. | Alexis (fitnessregiment) | 103.39 | 92% | 2014-12-23 |
| 9130. | Marcel (zyphx) | 103.39 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 9131. | Todd (toddneal) | 103.38 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |