Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1488. | Jin (jchoi1994) | 117.63 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 1489. | Guest (the_guest) | 117.62 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 1490. | Name (agility) | 117.62 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 1491. | CJ (bighiest) | 117.61 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 1492. | Fayr Proper (fayrproper) | 117.61 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1493. | Yulath (yulath) | 117.61 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 1494. | Brenda (orangejuice) | 117.61 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 1495. | Ryan (rbiery) | 117.60 | 100% | 2014-05-14 |
| 1496. | Chris (cjbprime) | 117.59 | 94% | 2016-12-14 |
| 1497. | King (larrysw) | 117.58 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 1498. | Timo (urmaul) | 117.58 | 100% | 2014-12-31 |
| 1499. | Joseph (_regex_) | 117.58 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 1500. | Thomas (tommylammy) | 117.56 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 1501. | Storytime (sharlo) | 117.52 | 100% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1502. | Isaac (isaacchen_cool) | 117.50 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 1503. | Patrick (mezzyy) | 117.50 | 97% | 2014-11-11 |
| 1504. | Kevin (sketchdesk) | 117.48 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 1505. | Adam (adamuk) | 117.48 | 98% | 2012-08-03 |
| 1506. | tstats[massive_man4] (massi... | 117.47 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 1507. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 117.46 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1508. | drew (cherryblues) | 117.46 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 1509. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 117.41 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 1510. | Dale (puffbunny) | 117.41 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
| 1511. | adrien (oxygene) | 117.41 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 1512. | Enxyon (enxyon) | 117.40 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 1513. | Paul (paulllll) | 117.39 | 93% | 2014-02-12 |
| 1514. | Albert (alb3ast) | 117.38 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 1515. | Languor (languor) | 117.37 | 96% | 2014-09-29 |
| 1516. | Dany (danypell) | 117.36 | 99% | 2014-06-10 |
| 1517. | nice'nslow (annoyingkid) | 117.36 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |