When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7499. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 89.47 | 97.7% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7500. | Christian (christian_phi) | 89.46 | 97% | 2024-06-30 |
| 7501. | Laco (koomp) | 89.46 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 7502. | Tobi (tobitypes) | 89.46 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 7503. | Agi (aginamon) | 89.46 | 99% | 2024-02-14 |
| 7504. | Xophules (xophules) | 89.46 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 7505. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.46 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7506. | Hossen (galacticcheese1) | 89.46 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 7507. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 89.45 | 96.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 7508. | Jimmy (wejamus) | 89.45 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 7509. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 89.45 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 7510. | Jacek (axee) | 89.45 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 7511. | uhhhhhhh (membrane_ripper) | 89.45 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 7512. | Stephen (brenns10) | 89.45 | 93% | 2017-02-12 |
| 7513. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 89.44 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 7514. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 89.44 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7515. | Mason (knap9) | 89.43 | 95% | 2024-06-20 |
| 7516. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 89.43 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 7517. | Pawel (hitman117) | 89.43 | 100% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7518. | Steven (sjtypes) | 89.43 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7519. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 89.42 | 97% | 2024-04-04 |
| 7520. | zyzzava K860 (madsppagh) | 89.42 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7521. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 7522. | Ziondiac (ziondiac) | 89.41 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 7523. | Fred (derfdadude) | 89.41 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 7524. | guythat (aocjs) | 89.40 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 7525. | (ach3ron) | 89.40 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 7526. | Roma (useflame) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 7527. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 89.39 | 96.4% | 2024-03-03 |
| 7528. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 89.38 | 95% | 2017-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |