So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15593. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 75.29 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 15594. | Arun (genxt) | 75.29 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 15595. | An Ackerman (iamvr) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 15596. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 75.28 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 15597. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 15598. | Deepak (deepsboy) | 75.28 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
| 15599. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 75.28 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 15600. | Adam (adam1219) | 75.28 | 92% | 2014-08-02 |
| 15601. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 75.27 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 15602. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 75.27 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 15603. | Roc (tecspeed) | 75.26 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
| 15604. | Adam (brownhulk) | 75.26 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 15605. | Renan (mirawa) | 75.26 | 98% | 2015-09-05 |
| 15606. | Filipo (filipo) | 75.26 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 15607. | Ferdi (enoq) | 75.26 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 15608. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 75.26 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 15609. | Shirley (s2hi) | 75.25 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 15610. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 75.25 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 15611. | siva (sivaaaaswaroop) | 75.25 | 96% | 2013-05-12 |
| 15612. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 75.25 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 15613. | Drew (andrewbarnard94) | 75.24 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 15614. | Leonardo (gabdalf) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 15615. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15616. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15617. | Lukas (bluistoasty) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15618. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15619. | Chris (patterns) | 75.24 | 99% | 2016-09-13 |
| 15620. | oakles (oakles) | 75.23 | 87% | 2014-12-14 |
| 15621. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 75.23 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 15622. | tsutra (gliffyr) | 75.23 | 92% | 2012-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |