The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13661. | Adam (admeyer73) | 81.92 | 100% | 2013-06-04 |
| 13662. | bit (99bit) | 81.91 | 95.9% | 2025-05-07 |
| 13663. | Dave (therozbs) | 81.91 | 96% | 2024-12-02 |
| 13664. | Noah (excell) | 81.91 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13665. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 81.91 | 91% | 2013-01-07 |
| 13666. | Liu (jazzkey) | 81.91 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 13667. | denys (denys147) | 81.91 | 98% | 2012-11-24 |
| 13668. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 13669. | Le' (letyper_) | 81.90 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 13670. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 81.90 | 96% | 2016-09-07 |
| 13671. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 81.90 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 13672. | Helix (helix_cube_64) | 81.90 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 13673. | Marcus (marc7039) | 81.90 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 13674. | noctedie (noctedie) | 81.90 | 95.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13675. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 81.90 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 13676. | moe (moe091) | 81.90 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 13677. | SirMeowsaLot (sirmeowsalot) | 81.89 | 97.4% | 2025-05-10 |
| 13678. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 81.89 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13679. | Barnaby (cybersniper) | 81.89 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 13680. | Kenneth (mactox) | 81.89 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 13681. | Adam (dorfinator) | 81.89 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 13682. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 81.89 | 97% | 2011-07-04 |
| 13683. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 81.89 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 13684. | Kontik (kontik) | 81.88 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 13685. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 81.88 | 98.5% | 2024-10-20 |
| 13686. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 81.88 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
| 13687. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 81.88 | 95% | 2015-04-12 |
| 13688. | luluito (lulitobunny) | 81.87 | 96% | 2025-04-03 |
| 13689. | chainship (chainship) | 81.87 | 98.6% | 2024-01-03 |
| 13690. | FlyAtNight (flyonkeyboard) | 81.87 | 100% | 2021-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |