The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36073. | cuppalads (bruhit_cuppalads) | 58.14 | 97.2% | 2023-11-29 |
| 36074. | vexxum (vexxum) | 58.14 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 36075. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 58.14 | 96.5% | 2024-01-20 |
| 36076. | tstats[themaroonknight] (th... | 58.14 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
| 36077. | Jnps (jnps) | 58.13 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| 36078. | banksw21 (banksw21) | 58.13 | 97% | 2025-04-25 |
| 36079. | Sanath G N (sanath_gn) | 58.13 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 36080. | MJ (milliejane) | 58.13 | 94.8% | 2025-02-27 |
| 36081. | ashpie (ashpie) | 58.13 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 36082. | achiever (achiever3r4) | 58.13 | 95% | 2025-03-24 |
| 36083. | Lucas (dripy) | 58.13 | 97% | 2025-03-09 |
| 36084. | Le Kang (kangkanglw) | 58.13 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 36085. | Zhandos (yernazarovz) | 58.13 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
| 36086. | phichitchai (eakzaaee) | 58.13 | 96% | 2014-05-26 |
| 36087. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 58.13 | 93% | 2011-09-27 |
| 36088. | Ethan (sorrowsea) | 58.13 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 36089. | Simon John (simonjohn2004) | 58.12 | 96% | 2024-11-17 |
| 36090. | Herman (xander_cage) | 58.12 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 36091. | Kristel (speedygonzales1997) | 58.12 | 98% | 2025-04-15 |
| 36092. | SirBreadcatcher (sirbreadca... | 58.12 | 94.5% | 2025-03-27 |
| 36093. | larrygoode (larrygoode) | 58.12 | 97% | 2024-04-06 |
| 36094. | Zach (galactic_zach) | 58.12 | 93.5% | 2023-12-23 |
| 36095. | Fazal Hadi (dfwererewr) | 58.12 | 97.1% | 2025-01-08 |
| 36096. | nomer (nomerodin) | 58.12 | 93% | 2022-09-02 |
| 36097. | PedroS235 (pedro_s235) | 58.12 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 36098. | inji (injikuttan) | 58.12 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 36099. | han (halley62373) | 58.12 | 93% | 2012-09-16 |
| 36100. | Chichipio (chichipiowilson) | 58.12 | 96% | 2011-12-26 |
| 36101. | Reece (syco) | 58.12 | 94% | 2013-01-28 |
| 36102. | Luke (liroj) | 58.12 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |