What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1481. | Khoi (khoitran) | 80.42 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1482. | midnight (aw01) | 80.42 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1483. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1484. | gmiz (gmizavac) | 80.33 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 1485. | Andi (missandi15) | 80.32 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1486. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 80.30 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1487. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 80.30 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1488. | Idyllatry (locrianmain) | 80.30 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1489. | Midnight (midnightrevenger) | 80.30 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1490. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 80.26 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1491. | taro (doysid) | 80.26 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1492. | Joseph (peterepeat) | 80.21 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1493. | Felix (f2862089986) | 80.19 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 1494. | Thomas (atomikred) | 80.19 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1495. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.18 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1496. | Jonas (jnshey) | 80.17 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1497. | RabbitFood (rabbitfood) | 80.15 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1498. | Siraj (sirajerthat) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1499. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 80.12 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1500. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 80.12 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1501. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 80.12 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1502. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 80.10 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1503. | Austin (alduawg17) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1504. | Lava (lamilton) | 80.08 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1505. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 79.98 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1506. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 79.95 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1507. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 79.93 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1508. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 79.93 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1509. | Johannes (jomme) | 79.93 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1510. | David (le_zeblitz) | 79.91 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |