I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9222. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9223. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9224. | Joshua (discountcommander) | 87.82 | 96% | 2024-09-06 |
| 9225. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 9226. | tyson (flytyson) | 87.81 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 9227. | pen (lock3r) | 87.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9228. | insert name (negativepie) | 87.81 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 9229. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 87.80 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 9230. | Tyson (thanhts2) | 87.80 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9231. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9232. | jacks (northice12) | 87.79 | 95.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 9233. | Zy (zygod) | 87.79 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 9234. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.79 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9235. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 9236. | Puri (narthar) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 9237. | Savana (ssantos) | 87.78 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9238. | Raffael (simonraffael) | 87.77 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9239. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 87.77 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9240. | apngetuma (smr64) | 87.77 | 99% | 2016-04-21 |
| 9241. | Michael (pernobo) | 87.77 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9242. | Zero (1ascend0) | 87.76 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9243. | debumak (debumak) | 87.76 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9244. | Cole (dudechill) | 87.75 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9245. | V (tall_in_spirit_dvorak) | 87.75 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9246. | memo (memost) | 87.75 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9247. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 87.75 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 9248. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9249. | Third (chaenorhinum) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9250. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 87.74 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9251. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 87.74 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |