I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7931. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.56 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7932. | elnino (elnio2803) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 7933. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 91.55 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7934. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 91.55 | 96% | 2015-12-23 |
| 7935. | Justin (glorvigenjm) | 91.54 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7936. | Sebastian (geeet) | 91.54 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 7937. | Matthew (skywaffle) | 91.53 | 99% | 2017-05-21 |
| 7938. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 91.53 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7939. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 91.53 | 98.2% | 2023-05-27 |
| 7940. | Allen (coraza) | 91.53 | 99% | 2018-11-23 |
| 7941. | Jiratchaya (jsamutsakorn) | 91.52 | 97.8% | 2024-07-22 |
| 7942. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 91.52 | 94% | 2017-06-04 |
| 7943. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 91.52 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7944. | slacker (theslacker) | 91.52 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7945. | Susan (pfpigs) | 91.52 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 7946. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 91.52 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 7947. | DiddyNetanyahu (yairken1) | 91.51 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7948. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 91.51 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7949. | Iqbal (iqballerr) | 91.51 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 7950. | Maverick (maverickblitz) | 91.51 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 7951. | Дидакус (didacus) | 91.51 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7952. | Simon (simon_f1) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7953. | Michael (mercury28) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 7954. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 91.51 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7955. | ∂ß (sheissuchababe) | 91.51 | 94% | 2015-11-19 |
| 7956. | Haha (jeff991117) | 91.50 | 98.5% | 2025-02-13 |
| 7957. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 91.50 | 98.5% | 2024-05-03 |
| 7958. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 91.50 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 7959. | Austin (muzzzy) | 91.50 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 7960. | Leeham (you_smell) | 91.49 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |