The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7292. | hauwiee (paerody) | 95.59 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 7293. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 95.59 | 93% | 2012-01-25 |
| 7294. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 95.58 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7295. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 95.58 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 7296. | Bogdan (ohplease) | 95.58 | 96% | 2013-11-10 |
| 7297. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 95.58 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7298. | kqbmig (kqbmig) | 95.58 | 94% | 2014-02-12 |
| 7299. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 95.58 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 7300. | Ali (babbins) | 95.57 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 7301. | Judah (galford165) | 95.57 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 7302. | Toby (toby4246) | 95.57 | 97% | 2012-09-26 |
| 7303. | Erika (elind85) | 95.57 | 94% | 2014-08-12 |
| 7304. | Razy (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 95.57 | 94% | 2013-09-03 |
| 7305. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 95.57 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 7306. | Cory (cory) | 95.57 | 99% | 2015-12-09 |
| 7307. | ryssh (ryssh) | 95.56 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 7308. | Carebear (carebearknklbxr) | 95.55 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 7309. | Simon (simon_f1) | 95.55 | 98.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 7310. | Alvan (ohsorice) | 95.55 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7311. | Paolo (lambdasc) | 95.55 | 97% | 2012-10-07 |
| 7312. | aa (mukhtoyo) | 95.55 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 7313. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 95.55 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 7314. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 95.54 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 7315. | Michael (confucius06) | 95.54 | 97% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7316. | Lamont (poison314) | 95.53 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7317. | Goldyray (n0ntoxic) | 95.53 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 7318. | Iron man (nightwolfdd) | 95.53 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
| 7319. | shot607 (shot607) | 95.52 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 7320. | Missing (s6cppr) | 95.52 | 98% | 2012-08-01 |
| 7321. | Taylor (zarr_) | 95.52 | 91% | 2013-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |