As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17264. | ash (mikadole) | 67.96 | 96% | 2017-11-20 |
| 17265. | imafurry (imafurry) | 67.95 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 17266. | Phillip (horybutt) | 67.95 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 17267. | Cyrus (johncyrus) | 67.95 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 17268. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 67.95 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17269. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 67.95 | 84% | 2016-09-23 |
| 17270. | Jason (littlebuster) | 67.94 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 17271. | amit (riskyboy) | 67.94 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 17272. | Maxim (maxim2) | 67.94 | 94% | 2022-02-14 |
| 17273. | flourish (fl0urish) | 67.94 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 17274. | Cathia (cathia07) | 67.94 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 17275. | Qi (williamz) | 67.94 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 17276. | JS (jhuan) | 67.93 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 17277. | Ellie (sluis9_halmak) | 67.93 | 97.5% | 2023-07-30 |
| 17278. | beet (archletto) | 67.93 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17279. | Ka Kit (kakitli) | 67.93 | 97% | 2016-06-26 |
| 17280. | ig: @suryafadh (suryafad) | 67.92 | 94% | 2022-09-08 |
| 17281. | ♥♥ Jawed ♥♥ (jpk001) | 67.92 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 17282. | Simon (simkin) | 67.92 | 88% | 2016-07-10 |
| 17283. | Anjul (geety) | 67.92 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 17284. | Nick (zaercon) | 67.91 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 17285. | 100% HP (electrico) | 67.91 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 17286. | Seprein (akwasidude) | 67.91 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
| 17287. | Hi (hime_) | 67.90 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17288. | raymart (raymartph) | 67.90 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
| 17289. | Jens (nofowuw) | 67.90 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 17290. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 67.89 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 17291. | PryingMind (pryingmind) | 67.88 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 17292. | EnergyAbsorber (energy_abso... | 67.87 | 97.2% | 2023-10-19 |
| 17293. | Shenise (shenise) | 67.87 | 89% | 2016-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |