So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13279. | Braden (sasquatch112) | 79.34 | 99% | 2012-10-06 |
| 13280. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 79.34 | 93% | 2015-08-04 |
| 13281. | Japes (jdapayne) | 79.34 | 96% | 2013-03-14 |
| 13282. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 79.33 | 96.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13283. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 79.33 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13284. | Jaycup (still_ydgn) | 79.33 | 89% | 2013-11-04 |
| 13285. | Andrew (patatoed) | 79.33 | 95% | 2021-07-14 |
| 13286. | Jay (wumbotypes) | 79.33 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13287. | hehe (anterior) | 79.33 | 97% | 2012-09-29 |
| 13288. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 79.33 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13289. | Cassidy (cbearap) | 79.33 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 13290. | Jord (skaterjord) | 79.32 | 91% | 2013-08-14 |
| 13291. | Christopher-Alexandre Paque... | 79.32 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13292. | Chris (promotheus2) | 79.32 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13293. | Roy (lordkite) | 79.32 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 13294. | lele (esaiy) | 79.32 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 13295. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.31 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13296. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13297. | Nicolas (silwr) | 79.31 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 13298. | DJ (fenderdoj) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 13299. | Brian (briansu) | 79.31 | 95.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13300. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 79.31 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 13301. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 79.31 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13302. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 79.31 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 13303. | Angel (angvplnx) | 79.31 | 95% | 2015-01-22 |
| 13304. | Nicolai (dexterous) | 79.30 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13305. | Erick (zanyc) | 79.30 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13306. | Colin (8_wpm) | 79.30 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13307. | Justin (therenzhe) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13308. | vo hung huu (huu2207) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |