I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12267. | Ted (duketed) | 83.62 | 96.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12268. | Jozsef (proasdka) | 83.62 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 12269. | magletun (sommersalat) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12270. | Chumba1ba (chumba1ba) | 83.61 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 12271. | Swimninja (swimninja) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 12272. | Scarub (scarub) | 83.61 | 98% | 2024-05-19 |
| 12273. | Drakka (drakkathedark) | 83.61 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 12274. | Quitalot (tylertylerooo) | 83.61 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 12275. | Tomaso (thepreston177) | 83.61 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12276. | Kuro - Obi (kuro_obi) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 12277. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 83.61 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 12278. | Geoffrey (cybrxt) | 83.59 | 97% | 2024-12-25 |
| 12279. | Miyamoto (miyamotomusashi) | 83.59 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12280. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 83.59 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12281. | Alihan (ahuramazda96) | 83.59 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 12282. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 83.59 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 12283. | Cecil (cecil_behar64) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12284. | Faris (silverskied) | 83.58 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 12285. | Alex (alexraw) | 83.58 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 12286. | jong (pjande) | 83.57 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 12287. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 12288. | srasu (suskeyhose) | 83.57 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 12289. | durable-delicious-cylinder ... | 83.56 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12290. | k2 (auked) | 83.56 | 96.2% | 2023-11-28 |
| 12291. | Maffin (m4ff1n) | 83.56 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 12292. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12293. | ︻デ═一▸ (santoshmsk) | 83.56 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12294. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12295. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 83.56 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 12296. | Jamie (meth_face) | 83.55 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |