I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12998. | jeffreyz (largank) | 79.90 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 12999. | KRIS (kristypes) | 79.89 | 99% | 2025-01-14 |
| 13000. | Frederich (acerx032) | 79.89 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 13001. | WillWood (typertastic) | 79.89 | 99% | 2022-02-14 |
| 13002. | ADawg (adawg18) | 79.89 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 13003. | 🇮🇱💜LEAN💜🇮ðŸ‡... | 79.89 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 13004. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 79.89 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 13005. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 79.89 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 13006. | vx (vaxykz) | 79.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 13007. | xcelsior (delphire) | 79.89 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 13008. | Topi (tofithecat) | 79.89 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 13009. | Roberto (cantstoproberto) | 79.89 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 13010. | Raymond (raymonds) | 79.89 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 13011. | Daniel (deniyk) | 79.88 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 13012. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13013. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 79.88 | 97% | 2016-05-12 |
| 13014. | Ivan (ivanbelejkov) | 79.87 | 91% | 2016-11-24 |
| 13015. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 79.87 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 13016. | Silkrec (silkrec) | 79.87 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 13017. | Bas (basawasa) | 79.87 | 96.3% | 2024-09-22 |
| 13018. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 79.87 | 96% | 2025-10-27 |
| 13019. | Ben (bigb_964) | 79.87 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 13020. | CARLO (cjbal) | 79.87 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 13021. | Sunil (chipu) | 79.87 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 13022. | Brandon (brego94) | 79.87 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 13023. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 79.86 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 13024. | natc (natc2) | 79.86 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13025. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 79.86 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13026. | Liam (blayz) | 79.86 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 13027. | suban (mrcheez_123) | 79.85 | 95% | 2025-10-22 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |