As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16287. | Balaji (bals_the_master) | 69.39 | 96.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16288. | BONES (bqnes) | 69.38 | 95.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 16289. | Janus Crixus (janiel1436) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16290. | Mario (dmfz) | 69.38 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 16291. | Zockie (zockie) | 69.38 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 16292. | arcstatic (arcstatic) | 69.37 | 91% | 2016-10-11 |
| 16293. | Killer (killer_vr) | 69.37 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16294. | Drew (drew1008) | 69.37 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 16295. | anas (ana_1s) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 16296. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 69.37 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 16297. | Ármann (atvrmann) | 69.36 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 16298. | Michael (applejack42) | 69.36 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 16299. | John (vinolao) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 16300. | Q (kwhan) | 69.36 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 16301. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16302. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 69.36 | 95% | 2017-07-08 |
| 16303. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 69.35 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16304. | sam (sameervij1) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 16305. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 69.35 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 16306. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 69.34 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 16307. | shnchckn (chnsbttr) | 69.33 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16308. | Sergio (pecola_yo) | 69.33 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 16309. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 69.33 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 16310. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 69.33 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 16311. | Brandon (brego94) | 69.32 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 16312. | J (sixfoothonda) | 69.32 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 16313. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 69.32 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 16314. | Astral (nathangh8) | 69.31 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 16315. | xahriman (xahriman) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 16316. | Alton (jungledominance) | 69.31 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |