Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37828. | walid (kasemwalid) | 37.31 | 93% | 2016-08-20 |
| 37829. | kiko (kiko1234stojanov) | 37.30 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 37830. | repeating (fadi_yns1) | 37.30 | 87% | 2017-04-14 |
| 37831. | manish (manishthakur) | 37.30 | 93% | 2013-08-18 |
| 37832. | Nguyen (lamvapnguyen) | 37.30 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 37833. | irad (iradkot) | 37.29 | 89% | 2016-08-01 |
| 37834. | berjis (berjismobin) | 37.29 | 93% | 2022-11-22 |
| 37835. | kaxyumod (kaxyumod) | 37.29 | 96.1% | 2023-10-19 |
| 37836. | Sid (sid_007) | 37.29 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 37837. | Aniket (aero81101) | 37.29 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 37838. | Will (awesomeguy1427) | 37.28 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 37839. | Anand (perlaanand) | 37.28 | 91% | 2011-07-16 |
| 37840. | Jandre (jandrasmus) | 37.28 | 95% | 2020-07-04 |
| 37841. | DJ (djyoo) | 37.28 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 37842. | Kailash (happyy) | 37.28 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 37843. | Donwel (donwel) | 37.28 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 37844. | Stui (stui) | 37.27 | 94% | 2020-12-27 |
| 37845. | Nedo (toraw) | 37.27 | 86% | 2013-09-14 |
| 37846. | sid (sidpatel) | 37.27 | 87% | 2013-02-17 |
| 37847. | byeeeeeeeeeeeeee (sunny_barua) | 37.26 | 91% | 2022-01-16 |
| 37848. | Matt (hoopenator) | 37.26 | 85% | 2016-03-31 |
| 37849. | jkdixit (jkdixit) | 37.26 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 37850. | slim (aratias) | 37.26 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 37851. | Jeffreypaul (jeffreypaul) | 37.25 | 95% | 2021-06-10 |
| 37852. | Mikan (kurohime) | 37.25 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 37853. | chan (yukichat) | 37.24 | 88% | 2011-10-09 |
| 37854. | Viplav (veepsk) | 37.22 | 85% | 2013-08-30 |
| 37855. | Rahul (rahuldangerous) | 37.22 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 37856. | Soundher (soundher0_v) | 37.22 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 37857. | n8nny (n8nny) | 37.21 | 93% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |