Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4999. | Ben Dover (cheeesehoe) | 60.68 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5000. | random (waltersgo) | 60.64 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5001. | Nobody (anhddo) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5002. | Gaby (dogesloth) | 60.63 | 94% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5003. | Jamie (troopahhh) | 60.63 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5004. | Nima (eramthgin) | 60.62 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 5005. | Eugene (rawners) | 60.62 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 5006. | Livo (livo) | 60.61 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 5007. | Jaskirat (jaskirat1) | 60.60 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5008. | Daniel (kyuarigocha) | 60.60 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 5009. | typing (ishard) | 60.60 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 5010. | Maia (maiadarling) | 60.60 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 5011. | Joe (joe_w) | 60.59 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5012. | uchka (uchka0826) | 60.59 | 95% | 2020-07-05 |
| 5013. | Andrepandre (andrepandre41) | 60.58 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 5014. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 60.57 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 5015. | @killklassy (billyktwo) | 60.56 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5016. | Siddharth (siddharthrajpal) | 60.56 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5017. | Anna (chloriceel) | 60.56 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 5018. | Ranger (turbo_99) | 60.54 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5019. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 60.54 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5020. | Pingsaphol (win11905) | 60.54 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 5021. | Unaesthetic (ddferddfer) | 60.52 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 5022. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 60.52 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 5023. | Romin (rominpasa) | 60.52 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 5024. | Honza (h3nza3) | 60.52 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 5025. | My Fingers (my_fingers_are_... | 60.50 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5026. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 60.50 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5027. | sxc (luckypolo) | 60.49 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5028. | Furkan (notoriousfs) | 60.48 | 95% | 2019-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |