I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5536. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5537. | Ben (alestz) | 99.02 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5538. | Owen (0wenli) | 99.01 | 96.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5539. | Loser (dmred49) | 99.01 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 5540. | NdzPlz (nathanjr123) | 99.00 | 98% | 2026-04-16 |
| 5541. | slo (07dishwasherbob8) | 99.00 | 96% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5542. | Jack (speedycube) | 99.00 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5543. | East (eastwind21) | 99.00 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5544. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 99.00 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 5545. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 98.99 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 5546. | Thomas (onlyphams) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5547. | Jay (jaysoju) | 98.98 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5548. | Chynna (chynnatown) | 98.98 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 5549. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-06-11 |
| 5550. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 98.98 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5551. | Jrome (jromepowernais) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5552. | Sid (sidcode) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5553. | J (jonahj45) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 5554. | panacotta (panacotta) | 98.95 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5555. | 9fingerstyle (readjust) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5556. | saxum (saxum) | 98.95 | 96% | 2016-12-24 |
| 5557. | sho (shocho) | 98.94 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 5558. | Raymond (rng9512) | 98.94 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5559. | Macy (macylace) | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5560. | Emily (ylime7088) | 98.94 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
| 5561. | Andreas (cuyo) | 98.94 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5562. | Tn (tniful) | 98.93 | 98% | 2015-08-01 |
| 5563. | lauren (kdix10) | 98.92 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 5564. | Reuben (reubensong) | 98.92 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5565. | yes! i'm that slow! (cereal... | 98.90 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |