The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15661. | Loïc (neayd) | 78.99 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15662. | Jaswinder (jaswinder1997) | 78.99 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 15663. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 78.99 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 15664. | jeuw (ryansbeast) | 78.99 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 15665. | Marius (marius93) | 78.99 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 15666. | Trung (trungpb) | 78.99 | 97% | 2012-11-29 |
| 15667. | banker (bankboy) | 78.98 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15668. | Zhihao (zhzhu) | 78.98 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 15669. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 78.98 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 15670. | gustavo (doe872435) | 78.98 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15671. | Lilly (gyongyvirag) | 78.98 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 15672. | Bethany (bsimpson) | 78.98 | 95% | 2012-06-02 |
| 15673. | Jonas (aplit) | 78.97 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 15674. | Niko (sir_camaris) | 78.97 | 98% | 2014-02-13 |
| 15675. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 78.97 | 96% | 2012-04-19 |
| 15676. | Justin (jjallday13) | 78.97 | 91% | 2015-07-21 |
| 15677. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 78.96 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 15678. | Erin (erinchipppppppp) | 78.96 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 15679. | Ritish (indianrookie69) | 78.96 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15680. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 78.96 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 15681. | thepenguinmonkey (thepengui... | 78.96 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 15682. | undefined (epsylon) | 78.96 | 96% | 2013-04-22 |
| 15683. | Jordan (jsford) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 15684. | Boris (bb667) | 78.96 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 15685. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 78.96 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 15686. | idol gelo (bagtengbadjaw15) | 78.96 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 15687. | Seth (sethwigget) | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15688. | D (des_mc_desu) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 15689. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15690. | Alex (menth) | 78.95 | 89% | 2013-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |