Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34369. | kalyoncu (kalyoncu7) | 45.49 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 34370. | Anatoly (anatolix2008) | 45.49 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 34371. | hello (101_hallelujah_101) | 45.49 | 96% | 2012-06-02 |
| 34372. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 45.48 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 34373. | Rafa (techzin) | 45.48 | 91% | 2011-08-16 |
| 34374. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 45.48 | 87% | 2013-07-17 |
| 34375. | Greene (glgldgl) | 45.47 | 90% | 2011-07-22 |
| 34376. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 45.47 | 95% | 2012-04-21 |
| 34377. | Josiah (my_key_board_is_on_... | 45.47 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 34378. | Leiz klade (leiz) | 45.47 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 34379. | yudanis (dans88) | 45.47 | 92% | 2016-02-29 |
| 34380. | chelsea (casey17) | 45.47 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 34381. | Mitu (euraka) | 45.46 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 34382. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 34383. | Tim Lu (sses79) | 45.46 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 34384. | Rae (kmacc) | 45.46 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 34385. | Patricia (pjohnsonloly) | 45.45 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 34386. | Big (jmaya651) | 45.45 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 34387. | Aneek (sianeek) | 45.45 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 34388. | Dvorak (dvoraknewb) | 45.45 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 34389. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 45.45 | 91% | 2015-02-07 |
| 34390. | Taniya (applecrazy13) | 45.45 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 34391. | wongo (32wongo) | 45.45 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 34392. | Nathan (gengeza) | 45.44 | 87% | 2012-03-30 |
| 34393. | Jayanth (jayanththelegit) | 45.44 | 94% | 2022-02-26 |
| 34394. | Bendik (bendiks) | 45.44 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 34395. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 45.44 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 34396. | lee (bear6554) | 45.44 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 34397. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 45.44 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 34398. | Kolibrinebu (kolibrinebu) | 45.43 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |