So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35204. | duyanh (ngoduyanh2812) | 40.77 | 81% | 2015-03-26 |
| 35205. | Angela (applepiebay) | 40.76 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 35206. | Ziga (zignov10f) | 40.75 | 92% | 2020-12-08 |
| 35207. | Dante (dantex) | 40.75 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 35208. | Utsah (utsah470) | 40.74 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 35209. | SaYYid (sayyid) | 40.74 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 35210. | Bob (goatnotsheep) | 40.73 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 35211. | varun (kaakusharma) | 40.73 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 35212. | John (john__) | 40.73 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 35213. | Viet (vietbuzz) | 40.72 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 35214. | cuong (cuongbk) | 40.72 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 35215. | Shivam (shivamg) | 40.71 | 93% | 2021-03-08 |
| 35216. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 40.70 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 35217. | Kyle (kevenmegevin321) | 40.70 | 93% | 2020-08-24 |
| 35218. | Neo (jasbir) | 40.70 | 89% | 2014-04-05 |
| 35219. | dog (dogfarts1030) | 40.70 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 35220. | Kate (katenguyen) | 40.69 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 35221. | Sarose (sarose) | 40.69 | 88% | 2011-08-05 |
| 35222. | shyni (shynivijay@gmail.com) | 40.69 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 35223. | hi (ihssm) | 40.68 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
| 35224. | binu (skywalker) | 40.68 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 35225. | Ish (ish_) | 40.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 35226. | No (sprinkles983) | 40.66 | 92% | 2012-10-07 |
| 35227. | Golujs2000 (avinashjs2000) | 40.65 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35228. | :)harjinder (harjinder) | 40.65 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 35229. | nuray (nuray) | 40.65 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 35230. | Tetropak (ckoriton) | 40.64 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 35231. | mementoice (mrscary) | 40.64 | 94% | 2022-10-16 |
| 35232. | 如愚得睡 (forevertom) | 40.64 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
| 35233. | An (dangan) | 40.64 | 98% | 2011-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |