I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7486. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 92.84 | 99.7% | 2025-02-03 |
| 7487. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 92.84 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 7488. | Prydae (prydae_1) | 92.84 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 7489. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 92.84 | 95.4% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7490. | Ilia (isilisi) | 92.84 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 7491. | spad1e (spad1e) | 92.83 | 96.4% | 2025-02-22 |
| 7492. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 92.83 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 7493. | Hypero (hypero) | 92.83 | 95.8% | 2024-03-31 |
| 7494. | Petcham (petcham) | 92.83 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 7495. | Real (slendymale) | 92.82 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 7496. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 92.82 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 7497. | Trent Schake (globalunicast) | 92.81 | 95.5% | 2024-12-11 |
| 7498. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 92.81 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 7499. | ph (phmi) | 92.81 | 97.7% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7500. | TMM (matt0509) | 92.81 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 7501. | Edwin (nightseas) | 92.80 | 99% | 2018-06-17 |
| 7502. | shrnayvi (shrnayvi) | 92.79 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 7503. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 92.79 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 7504. | alpha (alphawoman) | 92.79 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 7505. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 92.79 | 95.3% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7506. | Juan (juanpadoodle) | 92.78 | 98% | 2024-03-12 |
| 7507. | Sam (special_cookie) | 92.78 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7508. | Art (artkhl) | 92.77 | 98.4% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7509. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 92.77 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 7510. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 92.77 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 7511. | mimikyu (ela6ue) | 92.76 | 95.9% | 2023-08-10 |
| 7512. | EM_K (em_k) | 92.76 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 7513. | Jenny Seo (dottori) | 92.76 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 7514. | Krishen (krishenn) | 92.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7515. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 92.76 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |