As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15268. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 71.40 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 15269. | Bridget (bahns) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15270. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 15271. | hari (harisudewa) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 15272. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 71.39 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
| 15273. | Basit Ali (thebasitali) | 71.38 | 95.9% | 2024-01-01 |
| 15274. | Srihas (blooddena) | 71.38 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 15275. | Dark (darkelevent) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15276. | Nope (_sav) | 71.37 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 15277. | Grace (gracelyn21) | 71.37 | 97% | 2015-11-01 |
| 15278. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 71.37 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 15279. | Varun (vslala) | 71.36 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 15280. | zapelots (zapelots) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15281. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 71.36 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15282. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 15283. | moyu (teledodol) | 71.36 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
| 15284. | Abdo (abdildo1010) | 71.35 | 96% | 2024-10-07 |
| 15285. | Tim (chaos3333) | 71.35 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15286. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 15287. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 71.35 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 15288. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 71.35 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 15289. | Amol (amolrao) | 71.35 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 15290. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 71.35 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 15291. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 71.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
| 15292. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.35 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15293. | Jells (jells01) | 71.34 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15294. | Lucas (freere) | 71.34 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 15295. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 71.34 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
| 15296. | Aimz (aimizzle) | 71.34 | 87% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15297. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 71.33 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |