And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22083. | zahirshah (zahirshah200@yah... | 75.65 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 22084. | Nick (waterproofcow) | 75.65 | 90% | 2014-04-02 |
| 22085. | José (josehenrique91) | 75.64 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 22086. | Gloria (gloryus) | 75.64 | 93% | 2013-09-24 |
| 22087. | ананас (mnzk) | 75.64 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 22088. | Ben (benmatthew) | 75.64 | 97% | 2013-10-12 |
| 22089. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 75.64 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 22090. | Bell (taylorswift2134) | 75.63 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 22091. | Delaney (analog) | 75.63 | 94% | 2015-11-17 |
| 22092. | Taka (madcowmoomoo) | 75.62 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 22093. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 75.62 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 22094. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 75.62 | 94% | 2013-04-02 |
| 22095. | Kevin (monkenkev) | 75.62 | 95% | 2013-08-23 |
| 22096. | milkywayfarer (milkywayfarer) | 75.62 | — | 2010-07-24 |
| 22097. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 75.62 | 93% | 2013-04-28 |
| 22098. | Ashley (italian84) | 75.62 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 22099. | Jason (agent7x) | 75.61 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 22100. | Quinque (rand0mtyper) | 75.61 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 22101. | squimf (ted59) | 75.61 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 22102. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 75.61 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 22103. | ye (a1b2c34) | 75.61 | 96% | 2014-07-03 |
| 22104. | Kevin (watertribe89) | 75.61 | 97% | 2013-02-04 |
| 22105. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 75.61 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 22106. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 75.61 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 22107. | Max (maxlo0123) | 75.60 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 22108. | rajiun (rajiun) | 75.60 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 22109. | tstats[teetot] (teetot) | 75.60 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 22110. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 22111. | Yet (yet1208) | 75.60 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 22112. | Suhel (horacio_chopin) | 75.60 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |