So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19619. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 68.73 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 19620. | Luka (zalla) | 68.73 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 19621. | tonghua (tonghua) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 19622. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 68.73 | 96% | 2014-01-30 |
| 19623. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 68.73 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| 19624. | Jerald Joshua (jeraldjoshua) | 68.72 | 90% | 2017-05-08 |
| 19625. | Mike (qb1222090) | 68.72 | 87% | 2016-10-01 |
| 19626. | eklow (nghiatree) | 68.72 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 19627. | Joseph (zingers) | 68.72 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 19628. | rock (nesreen135) | 68.72 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 19629. | Suddsy (suddsy123) | 68.72 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 19630. | Parth (omgatypo) | 68.72 | 89% | 2014-05-01 |
| 19631. | Steven (exiledhope) | 68.72 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 19632. | Andrea (parthenonlover) | 68.71 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 19633. | Wols (wols) | 68.71 | 97% | 2012-04-14 |
| 19634. | Jonas (igern) | 68.71 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 19635. | Hel (shreeps) | 68.70 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 19636. | erer (blue578) | 68.70 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 19637. | andy (al200) | 68.70 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 19638. | William (bizerk) | 68.70 | 98% | 2013-08-11 |
| 19639. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 68.70 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 19640. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 68.70 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 19641. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 68.70 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 19642. | Dexter (fabregas0414) | 68.70 | 94% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19643. | lala (2eazzy) | 68.70 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 19644. | vikash (vkas990) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 19645. | Surendra (frensuren) | 68.70 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 19646. | a21wt (a21wt) | 68.70 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 19647. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 68.69 | 91% | 2016-09-20 |
| 19648. | joki (jokistyle) | 68.69 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |