The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9014. | Laura (waterybroth) | 48.60 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 9015. | Karlo (tsolololz) | 48.59 | 92% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9016. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 48.59 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9017. | marcish (marcish05) | 48.59 | 85% | 2013-08-06 |
| 9018. | Morphy (morpheus101) | 48.59 | 94% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9019. | Phie (phie14) | 48.59 | 92% | 2012-10-01 |
| 9020. | Joel (jokon2) | 48.59 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 9021. | James (jugglingking) | 48.59 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 9022. | peter (peterfromtaiwan) | 48.58 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 9023. | Matteo (matteoro) | 48.58 | 90% | 2012-04-01 |
| 9024. | jimmy (zarrock00) | 48.58 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 9025. | Arnel (nel23) | 48.58 | 90% | 2013-03-07 |
| 9026. | Cody (thesaltyviking) | 48.57 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9027. | Vishnudev (kvishnudev123) | 48.57 | 96.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9028. | Cold Hands (dies_irae) | 48.57 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 9029. | Erlan (erlansaputra) | 48.57 | 93% | 2021-09-06 |
| 9030. | Satwik Kashyap (annhilat0r) | 48.56 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 9031. | Shraven (shravenkumar) | 48.56 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9032. | Lazy (lazyboy) | 48.56 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 9033. | Boldbayar (boldbayar1) | 48.56 | 95% | 2013-01-03 |
| 9034. | Saleh (salahiano) | 48.55 | 94% | 2021-09-13 |
| 9035. | Jonas (jayfizzlebruv) | 48.55 | 89% | 2012-11-14 |
| 9036. | Justas (justasijus) | 48.55 | 94% | 2021-05-03 |
| 9037. | jacob (alating) | 48.55 | 87% | 2013-08-04 |
| 9038. | sovanmony (sovanmony) | 48.55 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 9039. | DP (dragonphoenix) | 48.54 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 9040. | Anton (bananmannen) | 48.54 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 9041. | l (q_bit) | 48.54 | 88% | 2016-07-11 |
| 9042. | sashank (kaal_vairav) | 48.54 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9043. | TOAN (phtoan) | 48.54 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |