Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8946. | Justin (flamebun) | 92.00 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8947. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 91.99 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 8948. | David (handsome_mango) | 91.98 | 97.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 8949. | Steven (boomkat) | 91.98 | 99% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8950. | Jeremy (myersjeremy) | 91.98 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 8951. | SIhwan (thoven0215) | 91.98 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 8952. | Matthew (mstracy) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8953. | Funday (funday11best) | 91.98 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8954. | Benjamin (tomentity) | 91.98 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8955. | Eland (eelind) | 91.98 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 8956. | Matthew (mattyb_) | 91.97 | 95.9% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8957. | willy (monvment) | 91.97 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 8958. | J (jacktwamb52) | 91.97 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8959. | Colemak ⌨️ (topazio88) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8960. | Yung (yungchode24) | 91.97 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
| 8961. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 91.97 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8962. | ShoTheYokai (shotheyokai) | 91.96 | 94.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 8963. | Tom (racytime) | 91.96 | 97.7% | 2024-01-08 |
| 8964. | Ayyyyyy (lmaoooooo) | 91.96 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 8965. | queh (phkesufb) | 91.95 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 8966. | tristan (destrotk) | 91.95 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 8967. | heidi (heiidi) | 91.95 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 8968. | Basil (z_oble) | 91.94 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 8969. | VPK (iamvpk) | 91.94 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 8970. | Will (carbohydra) | 91.94 | 100% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8971. | Ed (edfed) | 91.93 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8972. | Farid (faridmusayev) | 91.93 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8973. | Michael (larkorin) | 91.93 | 96% | 2023-04-09 |
| 8974. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 91.93 | 96.4% | 2025-02-18 |
| 8975. | Kage (jgkage) | 91.92 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |