As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5302. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5303. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5304. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5305. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 5306. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5307. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| 5308. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5309. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
| 5310. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.46 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 5311. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.46 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5312. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 5313. | beordy (beordy) | 96.45 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5314. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5315. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5316. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 5317. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5318. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 96.43 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 5319. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5320. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 5321. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 96.42 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 5322. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 5323. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5324. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5325. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5326. | bruh (sarfanas) | 96.40 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5327. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5328. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 5329. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5330. | Jay (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 5331. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |