As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12918. | Arrow (shotbyarrow) | 76.37 | 94% | 2016-06-11 |
12919. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 76.37 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
12920. | David (davetherave1704) | 76.37 | 96.6% | 2021-02-09 |
12921. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 76.37 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
12922. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 76.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
12923. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 76.37 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
12924. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 76.37 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
12925. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 76.37 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
12926. | Marissa (mars1002) | 76.36 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
12927. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
12928. | de la porte (delaporte) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
12929. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
12930. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.36 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
12931. | Dan (typefffast) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
12932. | Zolt (z0lt) | 76.35 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
12933. | Hue (huehue_) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
12934. | Pepin (shortpepin) | 76.33 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
12935. | Dan (dcuaron) | 76.33 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
12936. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 76.33 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
12937. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 76.32 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
12938. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
12939. | :) (pennani) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
12940. | Bruno Paddd (crazytypistkkkj) | 76.32 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
12941. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
12942. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 76.31 | 96.9% | 2024-01-22 |
12943. | tung (sontung94) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
12944. | Paul Bayliss (nutritiousnose) | 76.30 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
12945. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
12946. | antiphon (goodmania) | 76.30 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
12947. | andy (andyhero) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |