I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8643. | Antidot (antidotb0mba2k18) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8644. | Faldi (faldir) | 89.49 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8645. | Kieran (glasses85) | 89.49 | 93% | 2015-06-07 |
| 8646. | Sudip (donda) | 89.48 | 97.1% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8647. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8648. | stryx (qwvl) | 89.47 | 97.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8649. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8650. | Adam (adamyoshi2184) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 8651. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 89.46 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 8652. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 8653. | tailatte (tailatte) | 89.45 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8654. | bepnill (bepnill) | 89.45 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 8655. | Haley (hkrause2) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8656. | lhpc (lhpc) | 89.45 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8657. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 89.45 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8658. | Stella (hushedamethyst) | 89.44 | 97% | 2025-06-27 |
| 8659. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 89.43 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8660. | w (ohmygod__) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8661. | Juliann (shopify) | 89.43 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8662. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8663. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8664. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8665. | Mike (faze_mikel1terus) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8666. | Minseok (devani10) | 89.42 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8667. | T^T (asylumchess) | 89.42 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8668. | Shanell (sreid01) | 89.42 | 95% | 2015-11-20 |
| 8669. | Theodore (theo52) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8670. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 89.41 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8671. | klima7 (klima7) | 89.40 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8672. | Cole (soufmadexoxo) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |