As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1045. | Brussels (brussels413) | 123.56 | 99.3% | 2023-10-25 |
1046. | CJ (bighiest) | 123.56 | 99.3% | 2023-10-05 |
1047. | Renosec (renosec) | 123.56 | 97% | 2023-11-20 |
1048. | Kelvin (_kal) | 123.52 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
1049. | Josh (hogree) | 123.52 | 91% | 2016-02-29 |
1050. | vdc (shooterboss) | 123.51 | 99% | 2016-09-05 |
1051. | Doyle (dzhsck) | 123.50 | 100% | 2018-08-11 |
1052. | Anna (cyborgor) | 123.49 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
1053. | Victor (twistedwalnut) | 123.46 | 97% | 2017-03-11 |
1054. | aspect (aspectzzz) | 123.45 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
1055. | Jaehead (jaehead) | 123.44 | 99% | 2016-06-28 |
1056. | Casey (casey__lim) | 123.44 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
1057. | Derek (hippochampus) | 123.43 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
1058. | safari (safari_type) | 123.42 | 99% | 2015-07-12 |
1059. | Tan (tim0909) | 123.40 | 98.6% | 2024-12-05 |
1060. | Dustin (jw65904) | 123.38 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
1061. | Joshua (shmucky) | 123.37 | 99.1% | 2024-09-02 |
1062. | gus (runinbahnxx) | 123.33 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
1063. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 123.31 | 99.1% | 2025-03-23 |
1064. | Someone (_some_one_) | 123.29 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
1065. | skippi (skippie) | 123.28 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
1066. | Tony (tony82890) | 123.27 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
1067. | eliserss (elise_rss) | 123.26 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
1068. | twitch.tv/quickjash (jashemak) | 123.24 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
1069. | Eli (elithesped) | 123.17 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
1070. | Kevin (brahnji) | 123.17 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
1071. | hommachi (hommachi) | 123.16 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
1072. | twitch.tv/darkmatterv4 (blo... | 123.16 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
1073. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 123.15 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
1074. | ASourMango (asourmango) | 123.14 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |