So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20443. | smmr (smmr_flwr) | 67.83 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20444. | Migalya (madzika) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 20445. | who (whoyou) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 20446. | William (wilrob2) | 67.82 | 89% | 2015-09-24 |
| 20447. | Mr.ChiefMofoExecutive (theb... | 67.82 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 20448. | Atrello (atrello) | 67.82 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20449. | Kevin (resistance) | 67.82 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 20450. | Matt (mattwolfmatt) | 67.81 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 20451. | Aditya (adityabj) | 67.81 | 95.6% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20452. | Shayan (zackroos) | 67.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 20453. | Kenzen (kenzen18) | 67.81 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 20454. | p-shop (pshop) | 67.81 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 20455. | Evan (chmleon) | 67.81 | 91% | 2012-10-19 |
| 20456. | Hank (burnedbyburton) | 67.81 | 92% | 2011-09-02 |
| 20457. | park (perfecto) | 67.81 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 20458. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 67.80 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20459. | I miss her (shivam30072001) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20460. | Martin (martinw89) | 67.79 | 96% | 2012-04-26 |
| 20461. | Dillon (slooth) | 67.79 | 86% | 2012-11-28 |
| 20462. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 20463. | Stefan (zekan) | 67.79 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 20464. | awl (a84784480) | 67.79 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 20465. | Onkar (onkarv_2001) | 67.78 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 20466. | Charles (armdev) | 67.77 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20467. | m3d (m3dsh) | 67.77 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 20468. | David (davidzocker3) | 67.77 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 20469. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 67.77 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20470. | greecetina (greecetina) | 67.77 | 99% | 2012-06-26 |
| 20471. | Lee (slee11) | 67.77 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 20472. | Petiks (petiks) | 67.77 | 91% | 2014-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |