So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32173. | olivia (olivianay) | 48.56 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
| 32174. | kiran (kiranbkrishna) | 48.56 | 90% | 2016-03-04 |
| 32175. | Eric LengZaii (eric_lengzaii) | 48.55 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 32176. | Hain (crosstoon) | 48.55 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
| 32177. | gurzil (gurzil) | 48.55 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 32178. | Elaine (gypsy) | 48.55 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 32179. | Prajin (prajinpt09) | 48.54 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 32180. | Dev (devji_08) | 48.54 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 32181. | Dharmik (heydharmik) | 48.54 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 32182. | Liam (2020lhall) | 48.54 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
| 32183. | Shakkeerak@gmail.com (shakk... | 48.54 | 93% | 2017-09-06 |
| 32184. | iGlitch (31501508) | 48.54 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 32185. | Al88 (al88) | 48.54 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 32186. | Francis (cadeau35) | 48.53 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 32187. | Jad (jadrahal) | 48.53 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 32188. | Owais (ozonex) | 48.53 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
| 32189. | y (yrinda) | 48.52 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
| 32190. | Shan (shingail) | 48.52 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 32191. | Martin (martinmartin) | 48.52 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| 32192. | paper (paperstar) | 48.51 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 32193. | mw3m (mw3m) | 48.51 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 32194. | Mark (marklwembe) | 48.51 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 32195. | Menendez (msultanalhakim) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 32196. | Matt (dealz) | 48.51 | 91% | 2016-09-05 |
| 32197. | Rachel (crazymom101) | 48.51 | 92% | 2013-01-21 |
| 32198. | Fernando Morato (fernandomo... | 48.50 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 32199. | a (lugiuno) | 48.50 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
| 32200. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 48.50 | 90% | 2015-01-07 |
| 32201. | Patricia (pjohnsonloly) | 48.49 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 32202. | Aibar (aibari4) | 48.49 | 94% | 2023-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |