So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29507. | Thanos (thanossonofalars) | 53.89 | 95% | 2022-05-01 |
| 29508. | Ha (havjt) | 53.89 | 96% | 2012-03-30 |
| 29509. | Ali (alyhssn) | 53.88 | 93.6% | 2023-06-27 |
| 29510. | sandip (sandip2414) | 53.88 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
| 29511. | Raeid (rudds1231) | 53.87 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 29512. | ciksitiradz (ciksitiradz) | 53.87 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
| 29513. | Marc-André (axxes) | 53.87 | 95.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 29514. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 53.87 | 94% | 2023-07-27 |
| 29515. | 💫🏅🏅₸ɦəʞíŇɠ... | 53.87 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 29516. | Devil (nohtyp) | 53.87 | 91% | 2015-10-09 |
| 29517. | Athy (bupit) | 53.87 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 29518. | Rashid (alirashidpk) | 53.86 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 29519. | chanon (chanonlatt) | 53.86 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 29520. | James (vyomtravelagent) | 53.86 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 29521. | max (mcg1712) | 53.86 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 29522. | Gail (jade2) | 53.86 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 29523. | NightBaRron1412 (amoor22009) | 53.85 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 29524. | Cavid (cavid) | 53.85 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 29525. | Esmael (esmael_) | 53.85 | 93% | 2023-03-20 |
| 29526. | Sar (shift2alt) | 53.85 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 29527. | Naveen (coolnaveen90) | 53.85 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 29528. | Dylan (supagda) | 53.85 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 29529. | cuong (phamxuanphucuong) | 53.85 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 29530. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 53.84 | 91% | 2016-07-30 |
| 29531. | Lozz (lozz_92) | 53.84 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 29532. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 53.84 | 88% | 2016-07-10 |
| 29533. | Dejan (inertia_creeps) | 53.84 | 98% | 2012-08-08 |
| 29534. | Savvoula (savvoula) | 53.84 | 91% | 2014-09-08 |
| 29535. | Huy (thejoker1995) | 53.84 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 29536. | Michał (dotmaq) | 53.83 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |