As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10972. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 81.50 | 95% | 2025-07-06 |
| 10973. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 81.50 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 10974. | Hail (voolcan) | 81.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 10975. | Endre (kosaendre) | 81.49 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 10976. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 81.49 | 100% | 2024-04-02 |
| 10977. | Michael (itslofty) | 81.49 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 10978. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 81.49 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 10979. | Adrianne (mrsthornton2009) | 81.48 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| 10980. | moni (pzza404) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 10981. | w (wisatong) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 10982. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 10983. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 81.48 | 99% | 2016-06-05 |
| 10984. | Mr (mrharward) | 81.48 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 10985. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 81.48 | 89% | 2016-02-18 |
| 10986. | ted (sayonara999) | 81.48 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 10987. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 81.48 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 10988. | Christian (pheonican77) | 81.47 | 97.5% | 2024-06-17 |
| 10989. | Kevin (hoinerman) | 81.47 | 96.2% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10990. | shravan (gammarays) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 10991. | Anh (_azh_) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 10992. | na (random321) | 81.47 | 98.4% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10993. | Toby (ueue_) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 10994. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 81.47 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10995. | Alstr (alstr) | 81.47 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 10996. | abraham (shewdiebro) | 81.47 | 93% | 2017-11-11 |
| 10997. | Master (wulter) | 81.47 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 10998. | iCantType (ghostoastt) | 81.46 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 10999. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 81.46 | 92% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11000. | fishmatt (fishmatt) | 81.45 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11001. | burritorolls-royce (burrito... | 81.45 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |