I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13530. | Muhammed Mostafa (vulture1) | 80.34 | 93.7% | 2024-07-25 |
| 13531. | Astrayyy (astrayyy) | 80.34 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 13532. | Reg (reggg) | 80.34 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 13533. | 🐮 yak (yak_) | 80.34 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 13534. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 80.34 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13535. | Nate (mistrpopo) | 80.34 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13536. | 4Head (mcjike) | 80.34 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 13537. | Ali (itsalibinsh) | 80.33 | 96.1% | 2024-09-03 |
| 13538. | Colin (cmothersead) | 80.33 | 97.1% | 2023-12-27 |
| 13539. | Flame (panutadk) | 80.33 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13540. | Andrew (andrewjasons) | 80.32 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 13541. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 80.32 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 13542. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 80.32 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13543. | zachtheyek (zachtheyek) | 80.31 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 13544. | Stephen (potsee) | 80.31 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 13545. | Noam (noamaster88) | 80.31 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 13546. | shaz (shaz69) | 80.30 | 97.7% | 2023-12-25 |
| 13547. | umartangent2 (umartangent2) | 80.30 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13548. | Shafeen (niglet_san) | 80.30 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13549. | Logan (loganate123) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 13550. | John (mr_robot5000) | 80.29 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 13551. | Para (parad) | 80.29 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 13552. | Poop (danukas155) | 80.29 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13553. | Tin (turtleisme) | 80.29 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13554. | Anton Yanchev (ayanc123) | 80.27 | 95% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13555. | I'm slow (watermelonshark) | 80.27 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 13556. | Kyle (hot_potato321) | 80.27 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 13557. | Namura (type_neilson) | 80.27 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 13558. | Justas (jusstas) | 80.27 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 13559. | JOSH (jo_dpe) | 80.26 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |