I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16531. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 72.39 | 98% | 2017-05-17 |
| 16532. | Howard (bpiggy) | 72.39 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16533. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 72.38 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 16534. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 16535. | TH_noided (th_noided) | 72.38 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16536. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 72.38 | 93% | 2021-11-05 |
| 16537. | Michael (finmike3) | 72.38 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 16538. | David (miztersirr) | 72.38 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 16539. | Bob (mrbob21) | 72.37 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 16540. | Kim Jong Un (tsuk97) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 16541. | Missing_Voyager (missing_vo... | 72.35 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 16542. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 72.35 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 16543. | Yasya (yasyars) | 72.35 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 16544. | Mad_Dog (darkus_dragonoid) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16545. | Milo (redflashman) | 72.35 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16546. | Jan (smilingjan) | 72.35 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 16547. | Trigga (globgod) | 72.34 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 16548. | rai (siomaipusa) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 16549. | mhmd121 (mhmd121) | 72.34 | 95.9% | 2024-02-27 |
| 16550. | fiki (fiki_miki) | 72.34 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 16551. | Shashanka (shashankanath) | 72.34 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 16552. | byron (bozzarf) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 16553. | guhard (guhardos) | 72.33 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 16554. | David (dchoboy) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 16555. | polsab (polsab) | 72.33 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 16556. | Khoa (nak9x) | 72.33 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 16557. | Rory (rory2222) | 72.32 | 95.9% | 2023-07-26 |
| 16558. | Adrian (adriangoh243) | 72.32 | 96.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 16559. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 72.32 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 16560. | Nicolastn (nicolastn) | 72.32 | 96% | 2023-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |