And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9787. | bo (boquintana) | 98.41 | 100% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9788. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 98.41 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| 9789. | tlbi (tla109) | 98.41 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9790. | Zhenyu (adv000) | 98.41 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9791. | Space Cowboy (booqueefius69... | 98.41 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 9792. | KW (kiawa88) | 98.41 | 99% | 2015-12-24 |
| 9793. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 98.41 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9794. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 98.41 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9795. | mingxuan (ubis) | 98.40 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9796. | Esther (higherfurtherfaster) | 98.40 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 9797. | Emma (emma_sau) | 98.40 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9798. | Shayan (shayan98) | 98.40 | 95% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9799. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 98.39 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 9800. | Xymos (xymos) | 98.39 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| 9801. | Trevor (trevor) | 98.39 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 9802. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9803. | Junior (junior94) | 98.38 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 9804. | angrathar (angrathar) | 98.38 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 9805. | Mads (madsbv) | 98.38 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9806. | blue (shartonio) | 98.38 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 9807. | Marc (exorbis) | 98.38 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| 9808. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 98.37 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9809. | Andrew (monkegoist) | 98.37 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 9810. | Jeremy (codemonkey800) | 98.37 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9811. | Spacebar (space_bar) | 98.37 | 92% | 2012-11-27 |
| 9812. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 98.37 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 9813. | jejega (jejega) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9814. | Call me Idol (bagtengbadjaw16) | 98.36 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 9815. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 98.36 | 97% | 2015-03-02 |
| 9816. | mathan (mathanha) | 98.36 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |