When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5706. | Ryan (riceisgoodman) | 94.02 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 5707. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 94.02 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5708. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 94.02 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5709. | Zeid (hozning) | 94.02 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 5710. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 94.01 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 5711. | kekw (propann) | 94.01 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5712. | tstats[lando_nomiss] (lando... | 94.00 | 99.1% | 2024-02-28 |
| 5713. | David (styrofoamboots1) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5714. | Andre (andreraj) | 94.00 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5715. | AJ (alquinso_) | 94.00 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5716. | groge (groge1) | 93.99 | 98.3% | 2024-09-09 |
| 5717. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 93.99 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5718. | Poring (chidorio) | 93.99 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 5719. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 93.99 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5720. | Christian (crash1233) | 93.98 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5721. | Wololo (michael_j_g) | 93.98 | 97.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5722. | kovaak main (sharoop) | 93.97 | 85% | 2016-11-21 |
| 5723. | Dominick (fishissushi) | 93.95 | 88% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5724. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 93.95 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 5725. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 93.95 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5726. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 5727. | Name123 (name_123) | 93.94 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 5728. | Stan (merge_mansion) | 93.94 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 5729. | _louob_ (_louob_) | 93.94 | 97.1% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5730. | Andres (failtrex) | 93.94 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 5731. | Jakub (grajak) | 93.94 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 5732. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 93.94 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 5733. | Ben (typetytype) | 93.93 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5734. | keruya (keruya) | 93.93 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 5735. | Kuromu (funkey08) | 93.93 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |