Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12158. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 81.89 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 12159. | Joe (afromonkey) | 81.89 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12160. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 81.89 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 12161. | Tony (nafahmidi) | 81.89 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 12162. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 81.89 | 100% | 2019-10-07 |
| 12163. | Coach Driver (11_fingers) | 81.89 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 12164. | Mistah (mistah) | 81.89 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 12165. | Benny (bennyhung) | 81.89 | 91% | 2012-12-18 |
| 12166. | Tony (agimus) | 81.89 | 99% | 2014-04-15 |
| 12167. | Rob (robmcc) | 81.88 | 88% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12168. | Paweł (p_a_w_m) | 81.88 | 96% | 2014-01-10 |
| 12169. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 81.87 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 12170. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 81.87 | 97% | 2016-10-22 |
| 12171. | sina (sinaa) | 81.87 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| 12172. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 81.87 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 12173. | Thomas (izhue) | 81.87 | 93% | 2012-12-20 |
| 12174. | Jirka (glym) | 81.86 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 12175. | Isaac (sharkierules) | 81.86 | 93% | 2015-08-18 |
| 12176. | 259 (advent259) | 81.86 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12177. | Britt (freyya) | 81.86 | 96% | 2011-12-22 |
| 12178. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 81.86 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12179. | flamey (flameyth) | 81.86 | 96.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 12180. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 81.86 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12181. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 81.86 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 12182. | ♛DAGREATMAD♛ (prospeed) | 81.86 | 93% | 2013-06-11 |
| 12183. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 81.85 | 100% | 2012-07-24 |
| 12184. | Y3 (yyy333) | 81.85 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 12185. | Mobin (mobiin) | 81.84 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 12186. | Nelson (nellyspageli) | 81.84 | 99% | 2011-07-30 |
| 12187. | The don (photondestroyer) | 81.84 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |